Q truly was a wizard. There was no one in the world better suited to holding Bond's leash. Just a few soothing words from the boffin and Bond relaxed and focused. No, it was unthinkable Tony would touch him, or even try to take him. No, it was unthinkable they might falter or fail. That would never happen. Not with Q in control.

"Dinner will be here soon," he said, nuzzling Q like a happy pet seeking approval.