"It's so very odd hearing you say please," Q replied, looking even more smug as he got to his feet to retrieve his glass of bubbly, leaving Bond on the bed.

He turned his back on the man briefly, offering a good view of his bum as he turned on some music and sipped his drink.

He was teasing the man- Taunting him, even. It was a dangerous game to play with someone like Bond, but Q had always liked a little danger. He liked feeling as though he was dancing a bit close to the edge, without ever going over.

"Do you want a glass?" he offered.